March 2012
280 posts
February 2012
316 posts
When you hear your name in a conversation. →
funniest10k:
Las Vegas, New York, Chicago, Orlando, or Los Angeles?
I am so sad
Anonymous asked: im not a girl or a man
Anonymous asked: hey do you think its okay to give bjs?
Anonymous asked: which one is better macbook air or pro?
Anonymous asked: you smell so good <3
Anonymous asked: does your penis slide around when you sleep too? dude it fucking scares the shit out of me in the middle of the night.
Anonymous asked: omg she called you a bald bitch hahaha
Anonymous asked: Wait did you get a girl pregnant or are you starting a rumor?
Why am I never good enough for anyone?
My throat feels like it has a fucking tumor in it… Going to get it checked out tomorrow :(
Benefits of sex:
lisanguyeen:
Relieves stress
Boosts immunity
Burns calories
Improves heart health
Boosts self-esteem
Improves intimacy
Reduced pain
Reduces prostate cancer risk
Strengthens pelvic floor muscles
Helps you sleep better
Free pancakes at ihop!!!!!!
Mom: Bryson, Why is every girl too good for you?
Me: ..... I cant help it...
Update: Bryson
rats4life:
Decided to put Bryson down to sleep tomorrow :( His tumor is getting to big now… It’s just sad for him now :(
Meh, I don’t like this :( I just hate it to make a decision for him….
I typed my name on the search bar on tumblr and this is what I find… Aww poor Bryson :(
I wish there were attractive girls in SF
Anonymous asked: HOW BIG IS YOUR HEART BOOBOO? :)
Cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
...
“Real love doesn’t fade.”
– JohnnyLace (via johnnylacephotography)
I am sooo tired but I cant go to sleep because I’m __________
The next girl who likes this will be mine =)
The only time I would match with my girl is if we...
;))) who’s with me :)
Reblog this if you rape niggas
Why would you ever want to match clothes with your...