March 2012
February 2012
When you hear your name in a conversation. →
funniest10k:
Las Vegas, New York, Chicago, Orlando, or Los Angeles?
I am so sad
Anonymous asked: im not a girl or a man
Anonymous asked: hey do you think its okay to give bjs?
Anonymous asked: which one is better macbook air or pro?
Anonymous asked: you smell so good <3
Anonymous asked: does your penis slide around when you sleep too? dude it fucking scares the shit out of me in the middle of the night.
Anonymous asked: omg she called you a bald bitch hahaha
Anonymous asked: Wait did you get a girl pregnant or are you starting a rumor?
Why am I never good enough for anyone?
My throat feels like it has a fucking tumor in it… Going to get it checked out tomorrow :(
Benefits of sex:
lisanguyeen:
Relieves stress
Boosts immunity
Burns calories
Improves heart health
Boosts self-esteem
Improves intimacy
Reduced pain
Reduces prostate cancer risk
Strengthens pelvic floor muscles
Helps you sleep better
Free pancakes at ihop!!!!!!
Mom: Bryson, Why is every girl too good for you?
Me: ..... I cant help it...
Update: Bryson
rats4life:
Decided to put Bryson down to sleep tomorrow :( His tumor is getting to big now… It’s just sad for him now :(
Meh, I don’t like this :( I just hate it to make a decision for him….
I typed my name on the search bar on tumblr and this is what I find… Aww poor Bryson :(
I wish there were attractive girls in SF
Anonymous asked: HOW BIG IS YOUR HEART BOOBOO? :)
Real love doesn’t fade.
– JohnnyLace (via johnnylacephotography)
I am sooo tired but I cant go to sleep because I’m __________
The next girl who likes this will be mine =)
The only time I would match with my girl is if we...
;))) who’s with me :)
Reblog this if you rape niggas
Why would you ever want to match clothes with your...
Can I just call you babe already?
itsjustmichelleee:
So we can…
cuddle
watch movies
kiss
pillow fights
pig-out
wear matching clothes
wrestle
take pics
play video games
go play ball
late night phone calls
go to the beach
hold hangs
sleep
take adventures
etc…
AND SIMPLY CALL YOU MINE!